I'm amazed.

So, I have the Quizzila account, m'kayz? And I made this quiz, this, "What does the Akatsuki think of you?" kinda quiz... And a buncha pplz have taken it, sumting liek... 1000 or 2000... maybe 3000... but anywaiz. This random girl messages me saying she LOVEYS my quiz, and she tells me to try out this website, [link] . Idk why, it's not like I submitted any poetry to Quizzila... I'm not even that much of a poet.

So I go and look at this site, and it advertises this online poetry contest, where entry is free, and they have money prizes. So I says to myself, what the hey. And I submit this poem, m'kay? This one har: [link] .

All dis was happen'n about a moonth ago, and I pretty much forgotz about it. BUT THEN... today, I get home from marching band practice, and I check my e-mail...

Dear Sara *******,

Recently, we informed you by mail and by email that our editors have certified your poem "Unrequited" as a semi-finalist in our International Open Poetry Contest. ..... As I also mentioned in my letter, and in celebration of the unique talent that you have displayed, we wish to publish your poem in what promises to be one of the most highly sought-after collections of poetry we have ever published. ..... your poem was selected for publication based on your unique talent and artistic vision. ..... Again, congratulations, Sara. We feel you have a special talent and we believe your poem will add to the importance and appeal of this edition. ..... Sara, you should be genuinely proud of your accomplishment. You have been selected to participate in this very special edition because of your unique vision.

... What... the... freak... I'm not even a poet! Not a serious one, anyways! I wrote that poem out of sheer boredom and depression, and I made the semi-finals?!

All I can say is, wow.

If I can go far in this contest, I highly suggest you enter it, Kitsune. XD

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I took this from 's journal.

Dear lover,

I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it that night in London, and I saw you sit on my pie.
I'm sure you're patriotic enough to understand that I love to read.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should know that I have never laughed in public about your embarrassing rashes.

With relief,
Sara

Rules:

Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write lover)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-

1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited
don't watch - patriotic

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- that I love to read
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
Tea- eating frenchfries
other- hating Shrek


12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.

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Yesh, yesh they are.

Depressing, tooz.

So we went on another field trip today, me, Toki, Al*E, and Lizzie (along with other pplz.) We went to the Agua Mansa cemetery, the California Discovery Science Center, and Rancho Los Cerritos.

The cemetery had many people with the last name Trujillo. And many ladybugs, tooz. I miss Pablo. *tear*

The Science Center was awesome! It had so much hands on stuff. Check it out, if you get the chance.

Ranchos Los Cerritos was a historical house previously owned by Sarah Bixby (sp?). The tour was boring, but the activities were fun. I just wish I had my camera, because the garden and landscaping there was GORGEOUS.

If you were wondering why I don't have my camera, it's cause my dad has it. He's in New Jersey visiting my grandma (his mom). She's having breathing troubles, and is hooked up to a ventilator right now. They're going to unplug her soon, though, and then, she'll die. It might take a few days, or a few weeks.

I was never really that close to her, seeing as I only talked to her once in my memory, and that was when she was 87 or so (not the best conversationalist.) Still, though...

*sigh*

My kiribian passed. Even I didn't catch it. D: Ah, whatever. 999999999 shall be my next one. >8D

Have any of you heard Youth of the Nation by POD or Open Your Eyes by Staind? Listen to the lyrics closely. And think.

MANY thanks to all the favers and watchers. I haven't been commented your guy's profiles, but I am still VERY appreciative. :]

Btw, check out ~amateurwriter. She rarely uploads things, and only has 3 deviations, but she is an AMAZING writer. Srsly. Give her some love, peeps.

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Okay. My computer connects to our family's main rowder wirelessly, and my *koffLinksyskoff* driver is broken, so... no internet. Sorry, guys (and pplz, don't expect me on Chatzy.) I'm on my parent's computer now, but I can't get on it a lot. I'll probably be doing a lot of art and photoshopping in my spare time (unless I get carried away by Sims...). *sigh*

EDIT: So, they shipped the new adapter YESTERDAY, so maybe Monday or Tuesday?

And now my computer's going through rehab. *headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*

At least I can talk to my friends on the phone, unless my mom starts ranting about minutes again. -_-"

And btw, thaaaaaanks for the 203 deviations and 83 journals. XD

EDIT 2: IT CAAAAAAAME!!!!

Omg, I am SO glad to have my computer's internet working again. But anywaiz, my computer went through a little issue (maybe a virus) and I had to erase my whole hard drive and start over again. I backed up most of my files, but I lost some of my poetry ones and my new animation avatar I made and ~lalalaAnime's picture that I colored. So, I have to wait 'til tonight to re-download Photoshop and redo that avatar and the poetries. Prolly not your picture, Toki. Sorry... I just did it cuz I was bored. XD

First of all, the mudkips didn't even last a day. Laaaaame.

Second of all, have you seen Alien Ant Farm's music videos? They are liek, so weird. Srsly. The refridgerator was dancing, they all turned into oompa loompas, and this guy was eating popcorn with chopsticks.

Third of all... ah... I got nothin.

LET'S GET TO DA SPOILERS!~

Naruto Manga Chapter 396

EDIT: Scratch what you saw before. It was... a fanmade fake? IDK. I just read the translated version off of MangaShare ([link]) so... might there still be SOME hope left?!??!

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